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2/24/09

Personal Policy #15: Bad time

It is OK if something bad happens to you as long as the experience makes for an entertaining enough story.

2/19/09

Personal Policy #14: Prevention

Do not eat more than one half of any pizza*.

*This does not apply to personal class pizzas.

Personal Policy #13: Bad news

Try to be sensitive when you tell someone that their boyfriend is secretly an international terrorist responsible for death of dozens of Americans.

2/17/09

Personal Policy #12: Meta-policy

Personal policies regulating caffeine consumption at work are doomed to failure.

2/13/09

Personal Policy #11: Valentine's Day

Remember that neglecting fake holidays can have real consequences.

Personal Policy #10: Traffic

Do not follow the siren call of lane splitting.

2/11/09

Personal Policy #9: Responsibility

Do not take responsibility for anything Kanye West says.

2/10/09

Personal Policy #8: Ski lifts

Do not ride the Colorado lift at Breckenridge again because it is too damn windy and cold.

Personal Policy #7: Conversing with strangers

You may proceed under the assumption that the ski lift operator is high, or planning to become high.

2/3/09

Personal Policy #6: Sauces

You will get your steak with BĂ©arnaise sauce. It is not even a question.

Personal Policy #5: Airport security

Whatever it is you are thinking about yelling at the TSA agent, it's probably not worth it, no matter how good it would feel.

2/2/09

Personal Policy #4: Calendars

Never, no matter the circumstance, get more than 2 days behind on your Origami-A-Day calendar.

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