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1/30/09

Personal Policy #3: Ordering food

At a restaurant, always order food that falls comfortably within the obvious area of expertise for said restaurant.

Get fish at a seafood place. Don't challenge Waffle House to make you a steak. Your dinner is not the opportunity to give a bar cook the chance to practice his risotto. Get chicken wings. Be happy.

Personal Policy #2: Relationships

Do not get into an argument with your significant other while you are suffering from Internet withdrawal.

Personal Policy #1: Customer service

Never do anything to a customer that Comcast would do.

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