2/24/09
Personal Policy #15: Bad time
It is OK if something bad happens to you as long as the experience makes for an entertaining enough story.
2/19/09
Personal Policy #14: Prevention
Do not eat more than one half of any pizza*.
*This does not apply to personal class pizzas.
Personal Policy #13: Bad news
Try to be sensitive when you tell someone that their boyfriend is secretly an international terrorist responsible for death of dozens of Americans.
2/17/09
Personal Policy #12: Meta-policy
Personal policies regulating caffeine consumption at work are doomed to failure.
2/13/09
Personal Policy #11: Valentine's Day
Remember that neglecting fake holidays can have real consequences.
Personal Policy #10: Traffic
Do not follow the siren call of lane splitting.
2/11/09
Personal Policy #9: Responsibility
Do not take responsibility for anything Kanye West says.
2/10/09
Personal Policy #8: Ski lifts
Do not ride the Colorado lift at Breckenridge again because it is too damn windy and cold.
Personal Policy #7: Conversing with strangers
You may proceed under the assumption that the ski lift operator is high, or planning to become high.
2/3/09
Personal Policy #6: Sauces
You will get your steak with Béarnaise sauce. It is not even a question.
Personal Policy #5: Airport security
Whatever it is you are thinking about yelling at the TSA agent, it's probably not worth it, no matter how good it would feel.
2/2/09
Personal Policy #4: Calendars
Never, no matter the circumstance, get more than 2 days behind on your Origami-A-Day calendar.
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