4/27/05
Hurtful Things to Say to Animals
Hurtful things to say...
...to a dog: "You are adopted."
...to a parrot: "You never have anything original to say."
...to an toad: "I liked you better when you were a tadpole. Sell out."
...to a snake: "Catch!"
...to a bacterium: "Go asexually reproduce yourself."
...to a dog: "You are adopted."
...to a parrot: "You never have anything original to say."
...to an toad: "I liked you better when you were a tadpole. Sell out."
...to a snake: "Catch!"
...to a bacterium: "Go asexually reproduce yourself."
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