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5/13/05

Things I Cannot Prevent Myself From Doing Even Though They Are Bad For Me

Lending money to developing nations that are likely to have a populist uprisings and default on their loans.
Heroin eye drops.
Getting a third refill on sweet tea.
Establishing myself as a successful comedic actor and then trying to move into more serious roles.
Stapler tag.
Engaging in abusive hair stylist/hair stylee relationships.
Punching lions.
Saying "no" to a co-worker who offers you the last donut, but then killing and eating them.

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